How to make your world a better place

How to make your world a better place

1) When you unload your groceries from the cart, walk a few extra steps and put the cart in its place. This could prevent a ding for somebody's car, and make at least one parking spot more accessible. To really improve the world, put somebody else's cart away, too.

2) If you find yourself sitting next to a mom with a crying baby on an airplane, offer to hold the baby while mom takes a nap. She is almost certainly tired. Be careful not to come on like a creep.

3) When in a public place, and you encounter a gang of hoodlums making noise and attracting attention, identify the loudest and most aggressive person in the gang, and also the quietest, most introspective of the gang. Quietly and discreetly kill the loudest one, and then offer the quiet one $20 to dispose of the body. Statistics show that many young people get into gangs because of economic stress, and this will help encourage some young person to escape his fate.

4) Wash your hands after you pee. Use the paper towel to open the door, so you avoid getting germs on your hands when you pull it open.